Things you think should be in the movie (regardless of plot)

Somewhere in the film, a facial close-up, and someone says the well worn out phrase “Oh the humanity”, just for added corn effect.

Female nudity.

I'll list my suggestions.

- DaxFlame as a zombie? I say yes. >.<
- Also, I was thinking of the Smosh Dudes making an appearance? Iunno... Maybe they could, like, attack some zombies with celery and donuts, and when one of them gets bitten, the other one can be all "I TOLD YOU CELERY/DONUTS WERE BETTER!" and then the little green tick comes along. =D Only the people that have seen the Smosh videos would understand, but I think that's still a lot of people.
- If there's anything showing france, can we please do a stereotype and have a zombie at a crepe stand? I love crepes. And could it be called Creme de la crepe (with the appropriate accents)?
- I think the wheelchair would be awesome, and would be totally willing to sit in that chair! xD A shotgun and a wheelchair? I'd be so happy! D:
- Also, seeing as weapons are illegal in England, I think they should have to get weapons from a police station. They can have totally awesome guns and stuff from there. xD They'd probably get some decent swords for decapitating, too.
- Then there's the thought "Simple things please simple minds". Could someone die after being distracted by something, maybe one of those office toys that if you lift one of the little balls none of them move except the one on the end that swings out, hits it again, and it goes on forever? I don't have a clue what they're called. Or the bird/cup thing. "Look! It's drinking!" *CHOMP*
- Could there be lolzombies? Like lolcats, but with Zombies? Maybe a man with "Nom" on his forehead, and the zombie being all "Your instrucshunz are unesesry." or "Ceiling zombie is watching you decapitate"? D:
I crave the lolzombie.

That's all for now. >.>; I speak much.

I think it would be cool if the zombies were created by taking some new anti-depressant drug. A new super SSRI, ultra-prozac or ultra-paxil type thing, but with a fake name to avoid lawsuits. The reason the drug made it through drug trials was it doesn’t make you a zombie until you take aspirin with it, one to three times. Thus you could have zombies blossoming all over the place, and the zombie trend causes more people to take the drug and aspirin so it self accelerates etc. Australia didn’t approve the drug so they were not affected etc.

Actually, that anti-depressant idea isn't all that bad. I kind of like it. It's topical, for one, as pill-poppin' is getting more and more rampant all over the world. It's also a good explanation for how it got everywhere, too. Doesn't HAVE to be anti-depressants, either. In keeping with the internet theme, it could be bad viagra, bought by people idiotic enough to buy the viagra advertised through spam. Viagra or maybe even penis enlargment pills... Or one of those "Cum by the bucket" pills. ^_^ Slightly on the coarse side, but we ARE talking blood-n-gore zombies here.

an explosion

There's a scene on Hot Fuzz where the reporter (i think it's Adam Buxton) has a large stone fall on his head from off the church. It splats his head, but this can be done easily by just making a papier mache stone, rock, boulder, etc that would fit over the head and edited in. Add blood and sound effects and there goes another zombie.

I don't know how "out there" this thing is supposed to be but it seems like a lot of you are jumping the shark.

Had a simple idea though. One very long chase scene with a very slow zombie. Basically have the hero's stuck trying to find their way out of a confusing house or building while being followed by the same zombie the entire time. They wouldn't have the means to dispose of it at the moment but they wouldn't have any trouble just briskly walking away only to get lost, stuck, or end up back where they started with the zombie still there. The whole point is to make the zombie an amusing and unescapable annoyance. Kind of like "Jeez, not this zombie again!"

iHaveNoGoodUsername wrote:a middle class gentleman in a bath being eaten by zombies and he's saying
"well this isn't how i pictured my sunday afternoon"

LOL, that's brilliant!

I know I'm probably too late - but here are some ideas that would be pretty cool to be in the movie.

- Zombie animals! Some dogs and cats running down the street ripping limbs off of people's bodies would be cool... especially if they're still alive

- People giving themselves to the zombies to become one of them. Maybe they could be zombies with a mind - knowing what they are doing.

- Along the same lines as the comment above - different intellect zombies. Some faster, more superhuman creature and thousands of stupid, slow, mindless zombies that just kill relentlessly.

- A Zombie falling out of a high window and splattering on the ground

- Somebody falling in love with a zombie... and it eats them?

Thats about it - if I have more I'll either edit this or add another post